My husband watched this video of a woman removing a cyst from her boyfriend’s face and said he almost threw up. Naturally, I had to watch it because I’m insane. Immediately, I started freaking out and he grabbed my phone and videoed me watching it. The video below is me watching and reacting to it…not the actual video, lest you be scared you will accidentally see the gruesome cyst popping video. I have spared you that!

Now, I have seen cysts popped in videos before, because, again, I’m disturbed. But this…well, let’s just say I’ll never be the same! Apparently, there are two kinds of love: Regular love and “I will remove the cyst from your face” love. I promise you I have never known love the way she knows love for this man.

Take a watch…my favorite part is when Dan snorts from laughing at me watching it!

Thanks for watching and sharing the horror and the hilarity as seen by me.

If you want to watch the original cyst extraction/exorcism video (don’t do it!), click here!

Related Posts

September is the Worst

Posted on
Not to be totally paranoid, but I’m pretty sure September is trying…

The Modern Midlife Crisis

Posted on
It’s not your parents’ midlife crisis. Hey, how’s your midlife crisis going?…

Rules for Being Meredith

Posted on
RULES FOR BEING MEREDITH Handed Down From Current Writing Software 1. You…

Teenagers in the Mist

Posted on
Nestled deep within the quiet suburban setting, we come upon the natural…

Vacation Daddy

Posted on
Something happens to my husband when we go on vacation. He turns…

We Means You

Posted on
There’s an age-old trick in the conversations of married couples dating back…

About Jugglers

Posted on
I was just thinking about jugglers. Because, of course I’m thinking about…

Manifest Dresstiny

Posted on
Do you remember when I posted this photo on Facebook? When I…

An Ode to Laundry

Posted on
Every minute of every day you wait patiently, a quandary, Oh, there…

Middle School in the 80s

Posted on
If the title of this doesn’t instantly traumatize you, you probably weren’t…

Big Picture Parenting

Posted on
You ever wonder if you are doing a good job raising your…

Melancholy Christmas

Posted on
Christmas is my favorite holiday. No surprise. It’s a lot of people’s…

The Default Parent™

Posted on
Are you the default parent? If you have to think about it,…

Parenting from the Couch

Posted on
Forget Tiger Moms and Helicopter Parenting and the latest parental wackiness I’m…

More Than My Minivan

Posted on
I get it. You don’t want a minivan. The entire idea of…

The Wubble Bubble Ball

Posted on
Remember Happy Fun Ball from Saturday Night Live’s greatest commercials? “It’s Happy…

The Default Parent Resume

Posted on
Resumes are kind of my thing. My entire career has been evaluating applicants…


  1. 1. Why did you link to the video. I will not watch it. I will not watch it….ok, I might have to watch it
    2. I almost threw up just watching your reactions to the video
    3. Really? The picture of my wart removal profile pic was gross?? Really?
    4. The primary reason for my dermatologist visit the other day was not to get my wart burned off, but was to get a cyst removed…I only wish I had thought to video it–but fear not, I am having another one removed on the 22nd. I’ll ask her to use the most barbaric methods possible

  2. Okay, so that was sooo worth the wait. As usual I try to learn from experiences. Today I learned:

    1. Merideth’s a screamer (inappropriate, sure; but c’mon…)
    2. I LOVE and MISS Dan’s laugh!!!

  3. I did it, I clicked on the link, I watched 30 non continuous seconds of the video and I’ve turned into a pile of wobbly mush. I’m shaking and nauseated but so grateful that you watched it all because I wouldn’t have gotten to laugh so hard if you were as skittish as I am. (BTW, it took me five minutes to type this because I’m shaking so badly)

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *