Rules for Being Meredith
RULES FOR BEING MEREDITH Handed Down From Current Writing Software 1. You will receive a body. You will find said body to be too…
My Thighs are Trying to Run My Life
My thighs and I have a troubled relationship. There is a great deal of blame, suspicion and betrayal between us. When did things get…
20 Years of Marital Bliss
…or a Seinfeld Bond. Either Way. Today is the day that 20 years ago was my wedding. In other words, it’s my 20th wedding…
Rules for Being Meredith
RULES FOR BEING MEREDITH Handed Down From Current Writing Software 1. You will receive a body. You will find said body to be too skinny during adolescence and too bottom heavy for the rest of your time on earth. You…
My Thighs are Trying to Run My Life
My thighs and I have a troubled relationship. There is a great deal of blame, suspicion and betrayal between us. When did things get so bad? Whose fault is it? “How could you have done this to me!” we both…
20 Years of Marital Bliss
…or a Seinfeld Bond. Either Way. Today is the day that 20 years ago was my wedding. In other words, it’s my 20th wedding anniversary. Or, in Facebook Speak, “20 years ago I married my best friend.” Blah, blah, blah….