All the Blogs

Here's where all the magic happens. And by magic, I mean here's where I write stuff for you to read. I talk marriage, parenting, modern gender angst, and my take on the small and big moments of being a human, which turns out, isn't as easy as I thought it would be. Mostly it's comical stuff, but sometimes I like to play an Air Supply song to slow things down a bit and make my move to make out with you – metaphorically, of course. It's not that kind of website. The blogs are sarcastic, satirical, at times swear-filled, at times straight from the heart, always honest, and hopefully relatable. It's for women and men who have a killer sense of humor and daily wonder, Is anyone else losing their mind? I'm happy to report that, yes, we all are. You'll see....

33 Self-Improvement Thingees to Read and Then Quickly Forget

I don’t know about you but I’m overwhelmed by all of the numerical lists that have somehow found the exact number ...
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More Than My Minivan

I get it. You don’t want a minivan. The entire idea of it is everything you are fighting against. You’ve ...
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Parenting from the Couch

Forget Tiger Moms and Helicopter Parenting and the latest parental wackiness I’m coining, Fighter Jet Escort Parenting, a disturbing mutation ...
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Melancholy Christmas

Christmas is my favorite holiday. No surprise. It’s a lot of people's favorite holiday. I grew up in a house ...
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Twas the Default Magic Maker

'Twas the week before Christmas when all through the house, Stuff was getting done, But not by a mouse. The ...
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Buddhist Compassion and Metaphorical Face Punching

My philosophy of life is somewhere in between Buddhist compassion and metaphorical face punching. Not actually hitting someone in the ...
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It All Starts with Grease

Showing your kids the movies you grew up with. What could go wrong? After what seems like million years of ...
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Family Dinner and Game Night: Let the Crying Begin!

I love my family, and I love eating food, but put them together and it's not so pleasant. It’s taken ...
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The Default Parent™

Are you the default parent? If you have to think about it, you’re not. You’d know. Trust me. The default ...
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The Little Black Dress Party

So, my friend invited me to a Better Than Ezra concert. She said something like, “Hey, I won four tickets on the ...
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The Modern Midlife Crisis

It's not your parents' midlife crisis. Hey, how’s your midlife crisis going? Mine’s great, thanks for asking. I can no ...
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The Wubble Bubble Ball

Remember Happy Fun Ball from Saturday Night Live’s greatest commercials? “It’s Happy Fun Ball…Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate ...
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Rules for Being Meredith

RULES FOR BEING MEREDITH Handed Down From Current Writing Software 1. You will receive a body. You will find said ...
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My Thighs are Trying to Run My Life

My thighs and I have a troubled relationship. There is a great deal of blame, suspicion and betrayal between us. ...
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20 Years of Marital Bliss

...or a Seinfeld Bond. Either Way. Today is the day that 20 years ago was my wedding. In other words, ...
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