I Wish I Packed My Army Green Pants
-A Memoir by M.Blazoned
Six days, a 35 lb. bag, and three pairs of indigo wash jeans she is allergic to, Meredith has a sinking feeling she blew the entire thing by leaving her army green pants behind. This heartwarming tale that is truly as old as time will have you laughing through your tears at the complex and surprising reasons we pack what we do and the subtle and sometimes depressing consequences of the last minute decision to pare down. Meredith’s story of loss, unrequited self-love, and, yes, packing mistakes that make her legs itch all week, will have you nodding your head as you see yourself in her quest for understanding, answers, and, ultimately, redemption for why she never ever gets it right.
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Time Magazine calls it, “Genius. A deeply universal story of regret.”
Real Simple hails it, “This is every woman…and every man who thinks he only needs one pair of pants and no long sleeves.”
People Magazine cheers, “Kudos to M. for bravely showing us what happens when you doubt yourself while packing.”
Sports Illustrated declares, “This story embodies the agony and ecstasy that sports can only hope to capture.”
Entertainment Weekly raves, “We are all those missing Army Green Pants and this memoir should be optioned immediately for a major motion picture, starring M. herself.”
Psychology Today applauds, “The sheer honesty and breadth of emotion is inspirational for all those who seek a deeper understanding of #thestruggleisreal.”