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It’s Fun to Be Female

A Quick Guide for Staying Young
Aging Reluctantly | Home Page Blogs | It's Fun to Be Female | Meredith | Most Recent | Read Aloud Laughs

A Quick Guide for Staying Young

If you’re anywhere near middle aged, you are assaulted on the daily with miracle anti-aging serums…

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A Breakup Letter to My Forties
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A Breakup Letter to My Forties

Dear Forties, Hello. Hello. It’s me. I know things have been over between us for a…

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When You Feel Fat For You
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When You Feel Fat For You

You know when you are feeling fat for you how you spend all the time you…

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The Family Dinner Horror Show
Being Human | It's Fun to Be Female | Read Aloud Laughs | Surviving Parenting (Barely)

The Family Dinner Horror Show

I have never liked horror movies. It was one and done for me. I still can’t…

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We Means You
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We Means You

There’s an age-old trick in the conversations of married couples dating back to the days of…

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Escaping Your Inner Voice Captor
Being Human | It's Fun to Be Female | Meaning of Life-ish | Meredith

Escaping Your Inner Voice Captor

My inner voice is an asshole. For as long as I can remember, even as far…

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45 Years Old Isn’t the "New" Anything
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45 Years Old Isn’t the "New" Anything

Turns out 45 years old is just 45 years old. An age that means you are…

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Mother’s Day Exhausts Me

Don’t get me wrong, I’ll happily take a massage and a shout out from the kiddos…

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The Little Black Dress Party
Being Human | It's Fun to Be Female | Meaning of Life-ish | Meredith

The Little Black Dress Party

So, my friend invited me to a Better Than Ezra concert. She said something like, “Hey, I won…

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My Thighs are Trying to Run My Life
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My Thighs are Trying to Run My Life

My thighs and I have a troubled relationship. There is a great deal of blame, suspicion…

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