Archive for August 2014

The Wubble Bubble Ball

Remember Happy Fun Ball from Saturday Night Live’s greatest commercials? “It’s Happy Fun Ball…Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at….”And the best warning of all…“Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.”  Today…

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Rules for Being Meredith

RULES FOR BEING MEREDITH Handed Down From Current Writing Software 1. You will receive a body. You will find said body to be too skinny during adolescence and too bottom heavy for the rest of your time on earth. You will try many things to try to fix this. But you will never, ever give…

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My Thighs are Trying to Run My Life

My thighs and I have a troubled relationship. There is a great deal of blame, suspicion and betrayal between us. When did things get so bad? Whose fault is it? “How could you have done this to me!” we both shout at each other in our morning mirror routine. It wasn’t always this way. In…

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